Anthony Lawlor (Kildare North, Fine Gael)

The modern tale would see Little Red Riding Hood as the public. When she went to see her grandmother this time and the grandmother removed her shawl, across her chest was a bandolero full of ink cartridges rather than bullets. She had two heads, with one large head facing North and small head facing South. The large head would always pat the small southern head and keep it under control. The large head was in control of the northern area, imposing cuts and higher rates on the people.

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